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Few characters in gaming history have achieved meme status like Sans from the iconic indie game Undertale. Known for his laid-back attitude, comically low-effort attacks, and relentless puns, Sans has become the poster skeleton for dad jokes done right.

This article pays tribute to the king of skeletal comedy with 160 Sans puns that will make you groan, laugh, and maybe even lose your SOUL. Whether you’re a die-hard Undertale fan or just love a good bone joke, this list is pun-stoppable.

Who Is Sans and Why Is He So Punny?

Sans is a skeleton and a major character in Undertale, a game created by Toby Fox. He’s often seen slacking off, cracking jokes, and making endless puns—particularly bone puns. His name is derived from the Comic Sans font, which is also the typeface his dialogue appears in.

What makes Sans puns so beloved is the combination of:

• Skeleton humor
• Wordplay with “bone,” “skull,” “soul,” and “pun”
• His personality: chill, lazy, but full of surprises
• Unexpected cleverness

Now, without further skel-e-delay, let’s get into the full pun collection.

160 Sans Puns to Crack You Up

Bone Puns (1–40)

1. I’m bone to be wild.
2. You’ve got a lot of skull asking me that.
3. Let’s bone up on some knowledge.
4. I find this all very humerus.
5. No bones about it—I’m hilarious.
6. Tibia honest, I love puns.
7. You really crack me up.
8. I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
9. That pun was rib-tickling.
10. Stop being so skeletal.
11. I tried to make a pun… but it was bare-boned.
12. Don’t be so sternum.
13. I’m feeling a bit cranium today.
14. I’m spine-tinglingly funny.
15. Let’s not joint the party too late.
16. That joke was marrow-minded.
17. Quit ribbing me!
18. We’re having a bonefire tonight!
19. Just trying to keep things ligament.
20. You’ve got some nerve telling me that.
21. It’s all in good funny-bone.
22. It’s time to crack some jokes.
23. I’m just hanging on by a tendon.
24. My puns are bone-fide.
25. That was bone-derful.
26. I’m not lazy—I just conserve skeletal energy.
27. You need to skeleton-up your attitude.
28. I’m skull-fully punny.
29. That joke spoke to me.
30. I’m vertebrally the best.
31. I’m here for the pun-ishment.
32. That idea was spineless.
33. I’ve got a backbone of steel.
34. It’s rib-solutely funny.
35. You can’t fracture my funny.
36. Let’s rattle their expectations.
37. I’m a skele-fanatic.
38. Time to cranium in on the joke.
39. I have a spooky sense of humor.
40. I’ll femur-iously defend my puns.

Skeleton Puns (41–80)

41. I went to the party skele-tonight.
42. The skeleton didn’t fight—he had no guts.
43. Skeletons are bad liars—they’re too transparent.
44. I’m not dead, I’m just bone idle.
45. I’m dying to tell you this joke.
46. I love dark humor—it’s in my bones.
47. You can’t rattle me.
48. I’m ribbing you, don’t take it seriously.
49. That joke was bare-bones level funny.
50. I’ve got the spirit of comedy.
51. It’s just a skull-duggery.
52. Skeletons always chill together.
53. I’m a skele-fella from way back.
54. Bone alone, never forgotten.
55. Skele-yeah!
56. No need to flesh out the details.
57. When Sans walks in, things get spooky fresh.
58. The skeleton became a musician—he had the bones for it.
59. Sans is never late—he has plenty of time.
60. Don’t lose your head.
61. I’m just skullking around.
62. This party is dead, in a good way.
63. That was a jaw-dropping pun.
64. My comedy is un-bone-lievable.
65. No meat, no problem.
66. You’re just skull-ing me now.
67. He’s got a bony sense of humor.
68. I’m the skeleguy you call for laughs.
69. Skeletons don’t fight—they bone-bard you with jokes.
70. Don’t worry—I’ve got bone backups.
71. I always get to the core of the funny.
72. I’m not shy, just bone-deep thoughtful.
73. I have a lot of skele-fun.
74. It’s not creepy, it’s humorous.
75. I’m a skele-star.
76. The bone zone is my comfort zone.
77. No muscles, all hustle.
78. Dead inside but full of puns.
79. Skele-friends forever!
80. Living my after-life to the fullest.

Font & Sans Puns (81–120)

81. I’m just your type.
82. That was a bold move.
83. Life’s better in Comic Sans.
84. My jokes are font-astic.
85. Sans regrets.
86. Italicize me if I’m wrong…
87. I’m feeling underlined with joy.
88. That joke was justified.
89. Let’s align our senses of humor.
90. You really capitalized on that.
91. I’m the default of humor.
92. I put the “fun” in function.
93. I’m pun-ctuating the moment.
94. You centered me emotionally.
95. It’s sans-ational!
96. No serif, no worries.
97. I’m not plain—I’m Comic Sans.
98. Bold of you to assume that.
99. I’m kerning for you.
100. I’ve got some character.
101. You’re so scripted.
102. Life’s more fun with Sans.
103. I’m heading into pun territory.
104. I just love your font-itude.
105. Don’t be so cursive.
106. You just highlighted my day.
107. You’re justified in laughing.
108. I’m not a font of knowledge—but I’m close.
109. I’m all about text appeal.
110. We type well together.
111. I’m Comic Sans-itive.
112. That pun was in bold font.
113. Fonts of wisdom, I have.
114. It’s time-new-ro-man for something better.
115. You’re underlined in my heart.
116. No spacing between us.
117. I’m your header, not your footer.
118. I’ve got serif-dom on my mind.
119. You font-get me every time.
120. That was typographically funny.

Sans-ational Wordplay (121–160)

121. You’ve entered the pun-tale.
122. Welcome to Pun-derfell.
123. I’m here for Sans-tainment.
124. This is a Sansational moment.
125. Prepare for sans-ational comedy.
126. I just had a bone-chilling thought.
127. I’m not lazy, I’m resting in peace.
128. Puns are my afterlife.
129. This joke is soul-fully crafted.
130. Don’t lose your SOUL laughing.
131. Sans: the master of comedi-sin.
132. It’s a deadpan delivery.
133. This joke will Gaster-blast you.
134. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sans.
135. Not a killer joke—just a chiller one.
136. You’re about to have a bad time… laughing.
137. I Sans-cerely mean it.
138. Just dodging bad humor here.
139. That’s a sansational skeleton segment.
140. You can’t dodge my puns.
141. Don’t get blue—laugh it out!
142. I’ve got punning power.
143. I’ll be here until the end of time lines.
144. I make jokes to pass the time.
145. This isn’t a fight—it’s a pun-off.
146. Don’t miss my jokes, kid.
147. Comedy is my shortcut.
148. I’m a shortcut to pun-heaven.
149. Sans never bones out of a pun.
150. Sans: Bringing the pun-ishment since 2015.
151. Soul survivor of the joke wars.
152. I’m HP-full of jokes.
153. Laughing is just second nature.
154. My humor has multi-phase attacks.
155. Puns are my attack pattern.
156. My jokes hit like a blaster.
157. When it comes to puns, I never miss.
158. That’s my final attack—hope it lands!
159. Even Papyrus would laugh at this.
160. You made it through all 160? You must be pun-stoppable!

Final Words: Why Sans Puns Work

Sans puns are more than just jokes—they’re part of the charm that made Undertale a cult classic. These puns blend humor, creativity, and a touch of spooky fun. Whether you love skeletons, fonts, or just good wordplay, Sans puns never die—they just keep coming back to life.

Now go forth, share these puns, and let the world know: You’ve got a skele-ton of humor!

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