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Weddings are all about love, laughter, and unforgettable memories. But let’s be honest—what’s a celebration without some clever wordplay? Whether you’re a maid of honor writing a speech, designing wedding invites, or just cracking jokes with the newlyweds, wedding puns are the perfect way to add humor and charm to the big day. From vows to venues, here are 160 wedding puns that are bound to make hearts flutter and guests chuckle.

💍 Wedding Puns for Invitations

These wedding puns are great for setting a lighthearted tone right from the start:

1. We’re tying the knot—you better knot miss it!
2. Come for the vows, stay for the cake!
3. You’re cordially invited to watch us commit pun-ishment.
4. We cannoli be happy if you attend.
5. We’re bready to get married—are you roll-ing with us?
6. RSVP or forever hold your peas.
7. It’s going to be a gouda time!
8. You’re s’more than welcome to join us.
9. This day is going to be un-brie-lievable.
10. Our love story is mint to be—come celebrate!

🥂 Wedding Puns for Toasts and Speeches

Lighten up your wedding toast or speech with these witty lines:

11. May their love be tea-riffic and always steeped in kindness.
12. They’re the pear-fect match.
13. He’s the peanut butter to her jelly.
14. May their life be filled with cheddar together.
15. Their love is grape, and only gets wine-der with time.
16. Let’s all raise a toast to a life well-brewed.
17. You two are nacho average couple!
18. You’ve found someone who gets your weird, and that’s worth celebrating.
19. It’s official—they’re off the market!
20. Hope your love always has a pizza the action.

💒 Wedding Puns for Signs and Decor

Fun sign ideas or photo props? These wedding puns will look amazing on displays:

21. I dough! Let’s roll!
22. Love is brewing (for a coffee bar).
23. Sip happens—cheers to love!
24. All you knead is love and a donut.
25. We decided on forever—deal with it.
26. You had me at cake.
27. Love at frost sight (on the dessert table).
28. We’re mint to be.
29. Let’s taco ’bout love!
30. Love is in the heir.

👰 Wedding Puns for Bride & Groom Captions

Social media or scrapbooks—these puns help highlight the stars of the show:

31. I chews you!
32. Officially off the market!
33. I got my main squeeze.
34. It’s our big dill!
35. Together we’re brew-tiful.
36. I said yes, then I said cheese!
37. It’s a matcha made in heaven.
38. He put a ring on it—pun intended.
39. Love is the sauce of everything good.
40. We came. We saw. We vowed.

🍰 Wedding Puns for Cake Toppers & Menus

Spice up the wedding cake or food menus with these delicious puns:

41. Love you to pizzas!
42. Let’s brie together forever.
43. Donut let me go!
44. I scream for wedding cake!
45. He’s the batter half.
46. Let’s meat at the altar.
47. Life’s what you bake it—together.
48. You’re the icing on my cake.
49. We go together like mac and cheese.
50. Lettuce toast to love!

🎉 Funny Wedding Puns for Guests and Favors

Make guests giggle with puns printed on favors, tags, or thank-you notes:

51. Thanks for pudding up with us!
52. You made this day soda-lightful.
53. We hope you had an egg-cellent time.
54. Thanks for being grape company.
55. We dough-nut know what we’d do without you.
56. You’re tea-riffic guests!
57. Thanks for making it a brew-tiful day.
58. You’re the raisin we smile today.
59. Here’s a little s’more love for you.
60. You made our day pop—thank you!

💌 Romantic and Cute Wedding Puns

Perfect for vow books, love notes, or couple tattoos!

61. I love you a latte.
62. You make my heart skip a beet.
63. Let’s ketchup on love every day.
64. Olive you forever.
65. You’re my jam.
66. We’re two peas in a pod.
67. You’re my soul-mate and my sole-mate.
68. Life is butter with you.
69. You complete my sentence… and my sandwich.
70. Our love is nacho typical.

🎊 Bachelorette & Bachelor Party Puns

Add these to party favors or tees:

71. Bride tribe: poppin’ bottles and confetti.
72. She’s tying the knot, so we’re on the rocks!
73. Nacho average bachelorette.
74. Wife of the party.
75. Something brewed is coming soon.
76. I’m with bride—wine not?
77. Kiss the miss goodbye.
78. Love is brewing, shots are pouring.
79. Happily ever after starts with shots.
80. Game over, she said yes!

💬 Wedding Hashtag Puns

Get punny with custom hashtags:

81. #HitchedAndHungry
82. #SheSaidYaaas
83. #ToHaveAndToHoldThePizza
84. #LoveYouBrieLongTime
85. #OliveYouSoMatcha
86. #WedYouBelieveIt
87. #HitchPerfect
88. #NowAndZen
89. #YouHadMeAtMerlot
90. #KnotYourAverageCouple

🎶 Music-Related Wedding Puns

Music sets the mood—so make it punny:

91. All you need is love (and maybe a DJ).
92. Let’s dance like nobody’s watching.
93. We found love in a hopeless pun.
94. Every step you take… I’ll be loving you.
95. I wanna hold your band.
96. I’ve got you, babe.
97. From this note on, we sing together.
98. You’re my jam forever.
99. Love on the beat.
100. We’re just record-ing memories.

🧳 Travel & Destination Wedding Puns

Headed to a special location? Use these destination-inspired wedding puns:

101. Love is in the air-miles.
102. Plane and simple—we’re in love.
103. We cruise-d into forever.
104. A suite life awaits us.
105. From sea to shining veeow.
106. We’re boarding a life of love.
107. Knot all who wander are lost.
108. Adventure awaits, but first… marriage.
109. Let’s sail into forever.
110. Together is our favorite destination.

💐 Flower & Nature Wedding Puns

Perfect for floral tags, signage, or programs:

111. We’re blooming with love.
112. You make my daisy.
113. Love grows here.
114. We rose to the occasion.
115. You’re my bud-dy for life.
116. I lilac you a lot.
117. You make my heart leaf.
118. I fern-ly believe in us.
119. Our love is ever-green.
120. You’re the pollen I’ve been waiting for.

🧼 Clean & Funny Wedding Bathroom Puns

These are hilarious on restroom signs or baskets:

121. For better or for worse, here’s some hairspray.
122. Tissues for your issues.
123. You’re the bomb—here’s deodorant.
124. In case you get cold feet—socks inside.
125. Toilet paper—you’re our roll model.
126. Let it go… into the basket.
127. We’re flush with gratitude.
128. Emergency kit for love and lipstick.
129. Freshen up, you mint it.
130. You’re too scent-sational for sweat.

🐶 Animal-Themed Wedding Puns

Animal lovers, rejoice:

131. We’re otter-ly in love.
132. Let’s paws for the big moment.
133. You had me at meow.
134. I woof you.
135. Fur-ever starts today.
136. Let’s go wild for love!
137. Love is paw-sible.
138. You make my tail wag.
139. The mane event is here.
140. Love is bear-y exciting.

📖 Wedding Puns for Vows & Promises

Silly, sweet, and pun-filled vows:

141. I vow to always be your butter half.
142. I promise to ketchup even when you run ahead.
143. I’ll love you egg-ceptionally.
144. I vow to never dessert you.
145. I’ll be your snuggle muffin forever.
146. I promise to love you even on your crumby days.
147. I vow to chews you again and again.
148. I’ll be there when things get sticky.
149. I vow to always bring sweetness into your life.
150. I promise to be your rock and your roll.

🪩 General Wedding Puns for Any Use

These work anywhere and everywhere:

151. Happily ever laughter.
152. It was love at first swipe.
153. We’ve got that forever feeling.
154. He popped the question—I cracked up.
155. Wedding vibes? Yes way rosé!
156. Love is on tap today.
157. You’re the highlight of my life.
158. We’re on cloud wine.
159. Time to wine down and dance.
160. Our hearts said “yes!” before we did.

Final Thoughts

Whether you’re planning a ceremony, crafting DIY decorations, or just love a good pun, these 160 wedding puns are sure to add laughter and lightness to your celebration. From sweet to cheesy, there’s a pun for every corner of your big day. Because let’s face it—marriage may be a serious commitment, but that doesn’t mean your wedding can’t be filled with pun-derful fun!

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