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Who doesn’t love a good monkey pun? Whether you’re swinging into a birthday card, spicing up a social media caption, or simply monkeying around with friends, these clever, cute, and occasionally bananas monkey puns will bring a barrel of laughs. We’ve gathered a massive list of 200 monkey puns to tickle your funny bone and give you a swinging good time. So grab a banana, hang tight, and enjoy the wild ride!

🍌 Hilarious Monkey Puns to Get You Swinging with Laughter

Monkey Business Puns

1. Quit monkeying around and get to work!
2. I run a little monkey business on the side.
3. He’s a prime suspect in some serious monkey business.
4. That idea is totally bananas!
5. You’re really going ape over this.
6. I’m just hanging around.
7. The monkey made a business investment—it was a jungle gym!
8. Let’s go bananas and party!
9. I’m chimping out right now!
10. No monkey business, just pure fun.

Jungle and Safari Monkey Puns

11. The monkey couldn’t find his way—it was a real jungle out there.
12. I had to branch out and swing by new vines.
13. Welcome to the pun-jungle!
14. That monkey has wild ambition.
15. He’s the king of the jungle gym.
16. That’s the root of all monkey problems.
17. They were leaf-ing the jungle quietly.
18. Jungle bells, jungle bells, monkey all the way!
19. What a treetop thriller!
20. Monkey trails are just bananas in disguise.

Banana Monkey Puns

21. This pun is a-peeling.
22. I’m bananas for you.
23. That joke really split my sides—like a banana!
24. I’m totally peeled over this.
25. You drive me bananas, but I love it.
26. Banana drama is the best kind.
27. That monkey has banana peelings.
28. Let’s go bananas together!
29. Bananas are nature’s monkey currency.
30. What a-peel-ing personality!

Cute Monkey Love Puns

31. I’m bananas about you!
32. I’d swing from tree to tree just to see you.
33. You’re my main primate.
34. You’re the monkey of my dreams.
35. I’m ape over heels for you.
36. I love you more than bananas.
37. You’re my cheeky monkey.
38. Let’s hang out forever.
39. I’d go bananas without you.
40. You stole my heart—you little monkey!

Monkey Birthday Puns

41. Hope your birthday is bananas!
42. Swing into another year of awesome!
43. Have a monkey-licious birthday!
44. Go ape—it’s your special day!
45. You’re not getting older, just more cheeky.
46. Let’s monkey around and celebrate!
47. Another year older, still a little wild.
48. Birthdays are better when you monkey around.
49. Bananas and cake? Yes, please!
50. Sending you monkey hugs and banana wishes.

Monkey School & Work Puns

51. This homework is driving me bananas.
52. Don’t be monkeying with my files!
53. I need a little monkey motivation.
54. Office jungle: survival of the cheekiest.
55. Chimp your enthusiasm for school!
56. Swinging into meetings like a pro.
57. That test was bananas-hard.
58. I need more monkey breaks.
59. Group projects? Now that’s a whole troop of trouble.
60. Teacher said: “Stop acting like a bunch of baboons!”

Silly Monkey Wordplay

61. I’ve got a splitting banana headache.
62. That’s totally monkeynificent!
63. I chimply can’t believe it!
64. You’ve got some serious ape-titude.
65. That’s a tail of epic proportions.
66. Chimpressive, indeed.
67. Let’s swing it old school.
68. Feeling a bit gorillaxed today.
69. Chimp-change is still money.
70. Orang-you glad we’re friends?

Cheeky Monkey Sayings

71. Monkey see, monkey do.
72. I’m just monkeying around!
73. That was an ape-solutely crazy idea.
74. Don’t monkey with perfection.
75. Keep calm and swing on.
76. It’s a jungle out there—wear a helmet.
77. Monkey-tastic news today!
78. Just hangin’ with my troop.
79. That chimp has style!
80. Who let the monkeys out?

Famous Monkey Puns

81. Curious George is my spirit animal.
82. Planet of the Puns!
83. Donkey Kong is the real ape icon.
84. This is straight from the monkey scrolls.
85. King Kong? More like King Pun.
86. Tarzan called—he wants his monkey jokes back.
87. Banana-man begins!
88. Monkey Potter and the Banana Stone.
89. Apessemble, pun-lovers!
90. The Fast and the Furriest.

Monkey One-Liners

91. I joined a monkey band—we’re bananas on the drums.
92. My pet monkey writes all my puns—he’s my pun-sultant.
93. That monkey meme cracked me up!
94. I started a monkey-themed podcast—call it Ape FMs.
95. That chimp’s comedy act was bananas.
96. I took a swing class—it was a jungle gym.
97. My gym routine is bananas and burpees.
98. What did the monkey say to the banana? You’re my peel-mate!
99. I asked my monkey friend for dating advice—he went ape!
100. That chimp has high ape-titude.

🐒 100 More Monkey Puns to Keep the Laughter Swinging

101. The monkey chef makes banana flambé.
102. I got a monkey-tail mustache for the party.
103. This jungle has no chill.
104. Monkey logic defies all human reason.
105. You can’t cage this kind of energy.
106. Let’s go ape-crazy this weekend.
107. The monkey said: “Orange you glad I peeled the fruit?”
108. I’m bananas for brunch.
109. The troop had a peel-good moment.
110. Let’s make it a monkey montage!

Animal Mix Monkey Puns

111. I met a monkey-corn—half monkey, half unicorn!
112. That gorillama was fabulous.
113. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a cow? A banana milkshake!
114. The monkwhale sang monkey love songs.
115. A monk-achu Pokémon appeared!
116. Monkey-zebra hybrids love stripes and swings.
117. Chim-panda party next week!
118. Elephant monkeys remember every banana.
119. Monkey-doodle-doo!
120. That owl-monkey combo was a real hoot.

Monkey Pun Names

121. Bananakin Skywalker
122. Chimpendale
123. Funky Kong
124. Mon-key West
125. Ape-raham Lincoln
126. Banandrew Garfield
127. Justin Chimberlake
128. Lady Bananga
129. Chimply the Best
130. Monkoncé

Social Media Monkey Puns

131. #MonkeyGoals
132. Hanging out with my troop 🐵
133. Swinging into the weekend 🍌
134. This is a-peel-ing!
135. Going full jungle mode today
136. Posting monkey memes all week
137. Caption this monkey mood
138. Story of my jungle life
139. Insta-ape-ready!
140. Monkey filter, don’t care!

Relationship Monkey Puns

141. He’s my monkey boo.
142. We’re just monkeying around in love.
143. Ape-solutely meant for each other.
144. You’re my jungle partner.
145. Let’s swing through life together.
146. We peel great together.
147. No monkeying around, I love you.
148. Banana bunch for two, please.
149. Monkey kisses are the best kind.
150. Jungle love is in the air!

Monkey Puns for Kids

151. Why did the monkey like the banana? It had appeal!
152. What do monkeys read? The ape-er!
153. Where do monkeys go to school? Ape-cademy!
154. What’s a monkey’s favorite dance? The banana split.
155. What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
156. What’s a monkey’s favorite snack? Chimp-chips.
157. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide on their bananas!
158. What game do little monkeys play? Hangman!
159. How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana.
160. Why don’t monkeys use social media? Too many trolls under their jungle posts.

Monkey Puns for Cards & Gifts

161. You’re the top banana!
162. Hope your day is chimply wonderful.
163. Sending monkey hugs!
164. Just hang in there!
165. Thanks a bunch (of bananas)!
166. You’re un-peel-ievably amazing.
167. Monkey see, monkey thank you!
168. This card is going bananas!
169. Love from your little monkey.
170. Swing by again soon!

Final Jungle Swing – 30 More Monkey Puns!

171. Monkey puns are tree-mendously fun.
172. Going ape over wordplay.
173. Every pun has its tail.
174. Hang on—more puns coming!
175. A tail of two cities and one monkey.
176. This jungle ain’t big enough for both of us!
177. Banana by banana, the monkey built an empire.
178. Jungle law: bring snacks or swing away.
179. The monkey wrote a best-smeller—50 Shades of Banana.
180. I’ve got a case of the giggles and gorillas.
181. A day without monkey puns is un-peel-ievable.
182. That monkey can out-joke anyone.
183. That was a hair-raising tale!
184. I need to swing this idea past you.
185. Don’t be so gorilla-tive.
186. Peel it like it is.
187. Chimpanzee you later!
188. Monkey dreams are the wildest.
189. Swing first, questions later.
190. The monkey’s guide to mischief.
191. This jungle beat is bananas!
192. Monkeys got the funk.
193. Going full swing into fun.
194. Banana-powered and pun-fueled.
195. The jungle newsletter was ape-dated.
196. Chimps and chips—movie night!
197. The monkey DJ dropped jungle beats.
198. You’re ape-mazing!
199. Monkey math: 1 banana + 1 banana = a party.
200. Swinging out—see you on the vines!

🐾 Final Thoughts

Monkey puns are a hilarious way to add humor, love, and lightness to your day. From cheeky jungle jokes to romantic monkey love lines, these 200 monkey puns are perfect for any occasion. Whether you’re crafting a clever caption, sending a funny birthday message, or simply want to laugh like a wild baboon, this ultimate list of monkey puns will always keep you grinning from ear to ear.

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